Category: Joke Board
Hey peoples, here's some Michael Jackson Jokes I found. Enjoy!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: How do you know when Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
or a couple hours after one of his little
friends leaves?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.
Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
d in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand!
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song!
Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
mall?
A: Because they aren't his!
. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.
. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.
wow! Lol Party_gal very sick and funny :) keep em comin ;):)